Starting work
Before
leaving school, I must
have been told to go to an interview by someone. I turned up in Chorlton St.,
off Piccadilly; it was the one & only interview I had from school. Of course I
had no idea what would happen. No one gave any advice or I didn’t listen!
The offer was a job as a junior clerk at the firm of Harry Baxendale & Son.
After having passed the interview,
(Can you write your name? What is the capital
of Burma?), I was promised the magnificent sum of £2 per week. On hearing this,
my parents sounded fairly dismissive, as I was just going to be a "tea boy".
Nobody told me what to expect, what to go for, or anything about the real world
of working for a living! School teachers seemed to give no real insight into the
future & parents seemed to think it was a good idea to protect children from the
real world ... not prepare them! The church seemed to want you to believe in a
gentle Jesus, a tall good looking white man, who looked after the meek &
mild. Not in Frank's world he didn’t!
The office was on the top floor (fifth, if I remember rightly). A one armed man called Harry operated the lift. There was Mr. Baxendale Snr. a real “old school” businessman, Mr. Baxendale Jnr., Mr. Royle & the secretary Pat. I had to sweep up, make tea, run messages, did the postage, answered the phone, all the things tea boys did. I learnt how to count yards of cloth & sort fents (bits of cloth, less than 4 yards long), they also sold carpets, so I was up to my armpits into Axminster & Wilton. When I swept the warehouse, to keep dust down, they bought a bag of damp sand! You put that down first and swept it all up again, sand, dust & all. Apparently, this came as a safety feature from the cotton mills where cotton dust & fires went hand in hand.
My
greatest failure was the balancing of the postage at the end of each week. I was
as figure blind, as I was dyslexic. It was just a personal weekly bit of
torture. I spent too much time day dreaming, spending too much time in the toilets
& walking round Manchester in my lunch hour.

In the summer it was the cricket results. A radio was brought in & I had to pass the scores round the office. It sure was a different world, no such thing as casual. "Smart casual" was Oxford brogue shoes, grey slacks with sharp creases & a blazer worn with a tie. Hats were common place but not de rigueur. Children grew up like small versions of their parents. The nearest I got to fashion was wanting a snake belt as a lad. Drainpipe trousers, Teddy Boy jackets & crepe shoes were still some way off. It’s still difficult to believe that it wasn't until 1956, that British Rail had only just ended using their Third class railway compartments. They were all wooden seat affairs, put on early in the mornings, for “workmen”. The class system was alive and well in ever nook & corner.
I can remember how the real world came sneaking up on me. I spent hours at
school struggling with maths. Decimal places, fractions & pounds, shillings &
pence. (£sd). (Sixpence = two & a half new pence) In the office they used percentages
all the time. What would 7.5% of £1773.7s.8d be? (that was the sort of question
that would normally strike terror in my heart) In the real world of the office,
it was easy! You picked the percentage
book up, looked at the appropriate pages to break it down to easy components & added up the
all bits! Mr. Harper never
told me that! School never explained that in the real world you hadn’t got time
to mess about, you needed the right answer & you needed it quickly! I think
at school they said
you would be sacked for miss-spelling. Not a bit of it, there were no computers
with spell
checkers then, there were secretaries who did it for you! That was
why it was very important for girls to learn to spell ... only to work until
they got married & had their first baby of course! P.C. was unknown! A spell checker was a dictionary.
There was a slight catch however! You had to have an idea how to spell it, otherwise it
was difficult to find. For instance, how many different ways do you think children
could spell
scissors? They have found over two hundred examples. The commonest way they misspell
it
is sisors. And if you don't know it start with sc ... it hard work.
Dad collected stamps & an airmail letter was received at work, after being
recovered from the crash of the famous first jet airliner, the Comet.
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(It had suffered from metal fatigue round the windows) Mr. Baxendale gave it to me for
dad’s collection. As I was really into aircraft, it was some memento to have.
For some reason, we went in Mr. Baxendale’s Rover car. It would have been a 1953/4 model Rover 75. It was all leather & wood interior. I could not believe how quiet it was! That was as near silent as I had ever been in. Couldn’t wait to tell David Sixsmith!
Once a week I went to a self-service café in Piccadilly, a waitress took a shine to me. I bought a proper meal & she charged me 6d (two & a half pence) or some very small amount. It was ages later, I found out she lived in the next block of houses in Greame St. I remember her as Irish, dark haired & attractive. How sad I can’t remember her name!
I gave mum my wages and then she gave me back my
spending money. I think my main objective in life was to buy a bike with this
huge sum. I chose a Hercules with 8 gears, in Roman purple (eight gears was a
LOT in those days). It seemed to take
forever to save up enough. I carried the money around in a purse & constantly
checked it. I don’t think I could have bought it without hire purchase at all, but it cost the princely
sum of £19.19.11d. (That is less than one old pence under £20). I think I
struggled to save up the deposit. To sound an upmarket note, often clothes & exclusive items were still priced in guineas, which was one pound &
one shilling. (£1.05). Sort of the same hang over from the class system, where
butchers would always have "high class" in their title above the shop. I never
did see anyone describe themselves as a low class butcher!
Everyone had a bike then. We rode everywhere. I can think of a time when two girls, from youth club, were out with David & me. They dropped behind us, after a time. Sensing something might be wrong, David & I turned back & found that a peddle of one of the girls bike had gone through the spokes of the other. We limped back home worrying how much trouble we’d all be in! David & I felt responsible. In those days, men were still meant to be in charge! Nothing must have happened to her and I don’t remember any irate or worried parents giving us a talking too.
It must have been around this
time, I had to pick up Irene from her ballet class. I think the teacher asked me
to take off my shoe & point my toes, she said I should take up ballet as I was
very good. Blimley, what a life! First of all, it was footballers legs & now its
ballet dancing. All too much for an embarrassed lad from Moss Side!
In 1955 Marilyn Monroe starred
with Tom Ewell in the film “Seven Year Itch”. The theme tune from the film was Rachmaninov’s
Second Piano concerto. I got that on two big discs. To hear the whole thing took
all four sides. The record shops always knew which record that was in vogue. Customers would
asked for it, but never knew which classical piece it was. The staff would
always say “Can you hum it for me?”. It was the shop’s inside joke to embarrass
customers. I was so careful with my platters that invested in
thorn needles, instead of the steel ones, to save the wear & tear on records.
That gramophone was as portable as a concrete block but I sure tried to take it
around.
I guess I was a rich man but didn’t know it. In work, earning money, had a bicycle, a gramophone & some good friends.
I hadn’t been with Baxendale long and my grandma, in Whalley, died. I had to ask for the “Day off for my Grandma’s funeral” Harry Baxendale smiled all over his face. That was the office boys line to get off work every time. I was so naive & stupid; I thought he was smiling because my Gran had died!
The next time I had to see him, mum or dad
had told
me, because it was my birthday, I should ask for a pay rise. Nervous but not realising
how much bottle this took, I did as I was told. Sure enough I got one. £2.2s.6d
a week, a rise of twelve and a half pence!

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